So there we were, me and Santa, just chillin', having some hot cocoa and he starts rolling out his Christmas lists so he can figure out where he wants to begin this year.  
I said "Hey, how about you start with the babies?  You started with the teens last year, and you know how those babies have been lately.  You might want to get a handle on those baby lists right away."
I asked him to let me see the list, and as I sit here today I tell you...I am still in utter shock that this sign was on most of their lists. Smh at those Gen Zs. They are so demanding.  Ugh.