Tis the season to burn the cookies, pick up Grandma out of the road after a run-in with Rudolph, listen to Aunt Helga reminisce the good ole' days ON REPEAT because she forgot she told the same story last year, put on an Oscar-worthy performance when you pretend you love the sweater your aunt spent 6 months knitting for you, watch football while listening to your uncle fart a tune from his easy chair....
 
But all of that wouldn't fit on the sign, so we settled.